If you want to buy me a 4k 70" TV, wireless keyboard and mouse and a gaming controller and an HTPC I'll play with you, but I'm not playing anything on my two year old Acer laptop with a busted scroll wheel button mouse and broken USB ports...

Then even if I get all that expensive shit the game will never work because windows is gay and playing games on a PC is a pain in the ass clusterfuck of updates and patches and fixes and betas and re-releases and dlc and fuck all that. FUCK ALL THAT WORK. Want to come do 24/7 tech support for me? Then I'll play your zombie game that won't even be popular anymore in a month.