got into a bar fight now I have to get drunk on the internet till the bouncers forget my face
I was dicking around with this girl I knew teasing her and stuff and put her in a light headlock
she thought it was rly funny and was laughing but some whiteknight fag saw it as his chance to get laid and came up like
UNHAND THE M'LADY VILE RUFFIAN (or something to that effect)
and I was like
and things went from there
now I'm banned