Well no, I wouldn't actually do that

I'd only abuse an actual masochist if I was in a sexual relationship with them and they got off on it. I wouldn't abuse a guy just because he thought if he let me abuse them I'd sleep with them. You know what I mean? I'm not sexually attracted to you, I like you as a friend and I don't actually want to hurt you or your feelings but sometimes you work me into a corner where I don't have any option but to outright reject you and then you get upset and start going psycho and nasty @ me. Like when you make topics like this I want to acknowledge you and be as nice as I can about it but I am not actually aroused by the prospect of crushing or hitting your balls or pissing on you.