Disclaimer: I do not kick dogs in the head, I do not endorse kicking dogs in the head. You should not kick a dog in the head.... Unless the dog was trying to kill you, then it might be ok to kick it in the head. Other than that it's not ok to kick dogs in the head. Some of you may need this specified. Please don't kick dogs in the head. I'll kick you in the head and I'm not even joking. Happy Easter.

Also don't suck off dogs either ok?