Cag! =3 Think you could have my boy parts clipped for me?

[urkles girlfriend]

People would log in from around the world

[Plug Drugs]

you could just flush my balls down the toilet after to dispose of the medical waste

[Plug Drugs]

balls would be easy, like anyone can perform the surgery
penis removal is actually a doozy though, its a very complex surgery and i dont think youd pull it off - i'd bleed out

but you can cut my balls off

we could charge $50 a ticket to get to see it; if we got, say, 50,000 people to watch the live event, we'd have half a million dollars