Clarissa let's talk about where you're at in your life now

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You're one of those girls that if you got locked up in a sex dungeon basement for years you'd never try to escape.

[urkles girlfriend]

You're one of those girls that if you got locked up in a sex dungeon basement for years you'd never try to escape.

dungeons are cheesy as fuck.

[urkles girlfriend]

and the guys who want to torture girls have small penis problems and insecurities..

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Pretty sure they don't torture, only rape. Anyway where do you see yourself in 10 years?

[urkles girlfriend]

how is rape NOT a form of torture? you think they would of taught you that at rent a cop school lol

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Because it's fun for both parties.

[urkles girlfriend]

they're never gonna let you be a real cop with that kind of attitude

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Just like to point out that getting raped was the best thing that's ever happened to you.

[urkles girlfriend]

Just like to point out that getting raped was the best thing that's ever happened to you.

the rentacop typed furiously.

[urkles girlfriend]

the cries a baby echoed through the house, to which the rentacop ignored. the stripper must be brought to justice in the name of r/mensrights!

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Well let's review: the rape caused a drastic change I your lifestyle leading you to quit stripping. The rape was the only thing that amused me enough for ruby to get me to talk to you which he'd been bugging me to do to see what I'd get out of you. This led to the inevitable period videos and you hanging out with us in games, hanging out with jon and finally moving in with him. Without that rapist you'd have no jon and you'd still be stripping.

[urkles girlfriend]

you've put a lot of thought and care into this lmao

[TheLizardWhisperer]

No I've just stated some facts.

[urkles girlfriend]

which i didn't read

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Clarissa we have to finish ds9

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I want to find out about the imaginatively named wormhole aliens

[urkles girlfriend]

you have way too much free time. don't you have any irl friends?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I have loads same as you Lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

I'll take that as a no. Sad. :(

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Ruby won't let me date other men

[urkles girlfriend]

make some more unfunny jokes.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Ok: Clarissa is an independent woman Lmao get it because she's not

[urkles girlfriend]

r/mensrights

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Your whole family posts on reddit.

[urkles girlfriend]

every post you make is like something out of the scorned r/mensrights threads.

[urkles girlfriend]

angry dweebs ranting how mean and horrible women are for desiring good providers.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You don't get it, I like everything you doooo

[urkles girlfriend]

[TheLizardWhisperer]

especially the period stuff