She said this place was dead and only had three faggots posting after she put everyone else in their place. Sounded like our kind of board. I can see we've met one of those faggots already. Seems like a good guy. Really, you're all great.

It'd be nice if you'd come say hi to her, as it would surely rid us of our problem. But if you're so dead set against it, I'll just stay here, where she isn't.