pepperoni sausage mushroom pizza

...is good.

[urkles girlfriend]

and really bad for you. you're obviously a carb eater and probably fat as fuck

i hate mushrooms, except morels

[urkles girlfriend]

Mushrooms are easy to cook. I made vegan bacon out of shiitake and i use baby bellas when I cook Jon his steak

Mushrooms are easy to cook. I made vegan bacon out of shiitake and i use baby bellas when I cook Jon his steak

they are also really low in nutritional value and tend to taste like basements smell.

[urkles girlfriend]

What would you know about nutrition?

What would you know about nutrition?

a lot more than you'd think.

[urkles girlfriend]

You should share this knowledge with yoyr wife immediately

lol ouch thats fucking hilarious though

... cag suks.

must be good at it, jon bought her a car

[urkles girlfriend]

Jon helped me buy it by financing with his stellar credit. I paid him back the 16 grand.

[urkles girlfriend]

he puts a roof over my head and lets me stay home all day, he doesn't need to buy me a car

i hope you clean the fuck outta his house.

lol jon turned a ho into a housewife

[urkles girlfriend]

he doesn't have to do laundry, doesn't have to clean dishes, doesn't have to cook etc..

Carefull cag... A housemaid is still cheaper ;p

lisa mad as fuck because she's never cleaned anthing in her life and cant score a cushy gig like cag

[urkles girlfriend]

All this talk of pizza fills me with the urge to defecate.

no that was just lisa's post, i get the same feeling