Cag

[majorcum]

I'm getting my life together for you

[urkles girlfriend]

why are you living in a shitty motel? holy shit

[majorcum]

I was told by my doctors if I didn't get the right food in me I was dead very soon and my mom was still being a god tier lisa so I said fuck it I'm Steve Yelle

[majorcum]

I'm trying to find something for $100 a week near my sister's so I can see my nieces a/d e/d and also to win your heart but I can wait until after jon take your time

[urkles girlfriend]

just rent an apartment

[majorcum]

I need to be able to afford it I can do $100a week but right now I gotta look for them I might also live in a van which is what I'd rather do so I can visit you and jon while you're sleeping

[majorcum]

And I can sleep in my van until you wake up!!!

[majorcum]

I'm eating and exercising then I'm gonna smoke a cigarette then read the bible so don't feel like you need to reply the last thing I wanna do is use technology where is Jehovah josh

... dear major ass cum. you're 28 and thinking about molesting your nieces. you will die in the gutter.

[majorcum]

I'm in just my underwear and socks right now I wish I got a smoking room

[urkles girlfriend]

why dont you just move back into your moms and save up for a bit?

[urkles girlfriend]

got to be tons of stoners in rhode island.

[urkles girlfriend]

then move into a cheap place or rent a room from another healthnut/stoner/autist

[urkles girlfriend]

penis if if you will,
send a lovely girl that you can thrill

One that loves my kisses and my arms
One with all the charm of youu

Penis make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brighest stars up in the sky and put them in her eyes for meee

PENIS, Goddess of love that you are.
PENISS, Goddess of love that you AAARRRE

Penis
Penis
My penis
Your penis
Penis
Your penis
My penis
Ooh

It's not bad advice she's giving you

You are not going to be able to wrest cag away from jon by getting a hotel room for a couple of nights and saying "look cag, I'm getting my shit together"

LOL

It's a cute and sad gesture though

[majorcum]

I am doing this for cag and it will work also I hate my mom too much just ask jj I am loving this right now just went for a walk and got a bagel and coffee to celebrate judaism

[majorcum]

I wanna move in with monde

[Autistic Spectrum]

your mother is worried sick right now

[majorcum]

yeah she is wish she woulda started when the docs said I was going to die soon if I didn't get the right food

[majorcum]

actually wish she started 28 years ago

[majorcum]

I'm gonna go smoke a bowl in the middle of the open where everyone can see me like I do all the time because I own

[maks]

also if you want to impress a girl don;'t be 28 and still bitching about your mom's cooking

[maks]

wouldn't it be cheaper to stay at your mom's house and just buy your own food

[majorcum]

Fapping at babes walking by

[majorcum]

I hate my mom and her cooking and I'm gonna win cag's demon heart deal with it maps

[maks]

you couldn't handle a party girl. I'm not even sure jon can, and he's lightyears beyond you

[majorcum]

you're wrong but that's ok

[majorcum]

Best date ever for a beautiful horse lady I will also get sugar cubes

[urkles girlfriend]

Best date ever for a beautiful horse lady I will also get sugar cubes

mary mother of god i haven't smoked since october. i gave up weed for jon

mary mother of god i haven't smoked since october. i gave up weed for jon

No man is better than weed.