when did cag and lisa become good friends

[urkles girlfriend]

i spent 16000 on 2013 nissan sentra. im not good at math

[urkles girlfriend]

and a few hundred bucks.. maybe 600 something odd dollars on things for the puppy

[majorcum]

cag buy me a dildo or girl clothes or send me your old ones or whatever

[majorcum]

mail it to Juarez Mexico

[urkles girlfriend]

i dont even have a dildo for myself

[majorcum]

see it's good to live by your self send me the one you'd want and I'll give you a review for when jon finally goes insane and suicides by cop

[urkles girlfriend]

jon is my dildo

[majorcum]

that doesn't matter you still want at least one without ears

[urkles girlfriend]

his ears are my dildoes too

[majorcum]

stfu and get things in my ass (how many times have you said this )

[urkles girlfriend]

booty holes are filled with feces

[majorcum]

girl things are worse

[majorcum]

so check m8

Doubt you're actually fussy about genitals stevey

Any that would let you near them

and you'd just want to fuck yourself up the ass in any event

[maks]

I feel bad that I've been calling lisa stevey all week, I mean yeah she's totally aping his posting style but when I see them side by side like this it's achingly apparent that she's nothing but a pale imitation, nowhere near the quality of the real thing

[majorcum]

thanks for noticing I am actually making comedy posts if you read between the lines as where lisa is just insane the only similar is lot of words in every post

[maks]

it had been a while, I'd forgotten about all the subtle nuances that lisa just can't seem to get her head around

Cag and I are not good friends LOL

or send me to fuck both cag and lisa and I'll see who turns me the least gay

I would never fuck you stevey, would be bad for your mental health

i'd just smoke weed with you and tell you when you are stupid and laugh at you the rest of the time

[majorcum]

lisa I can cum 25 feet

Bonus

Maks can you for the love of god get the fuck smarter somehow so that you slightly interest me more

And stevey.... I'm not saying this to be mean but cag will not tell you because she likes toying with you but believe me stevey, cag would never fuck you either

look, there are not a whole lot of women out there who would find it arousing for you to lay back while they fuck you up the ass with a dildo

She'll be your friend stevey but romantically no and sexually no.

Deal with it.

[Plug Drugs]

im not saying how big my giant rape check was ^_^

did you provoke the rape for rape money

No well she only crapped on and on for a couple years about wanting to get "raped"

But I don't feel a jot sorry for any stupid prick, do you?

[Plug Drugs]

from what it sounds like she provocatively stuck her ass up like a cat in heat to some guy working at a 7/11 and he started fucking her and she was moaning and having a jolly old time during it all, then she sued the establishment so she could collect that sweet rape money, she sounds like a disgusting human being

She was stripping in a private room at the bar to some legless drunk guy who was throwing hundreds and hundreds of dollars at her, he got his dick out, she said "no dude" but kept on stripping... he grabbed her and tried to pull her on his cock, didn't penetrate her but it was technically sexual assault then she went and got a rape kit and got workers compensation from the strip bar

And duh, bitch has issues but she didn't run around threatening to kill herself unless she got laid....

How many times have you done that to me over the years plug drugs? Threatening to kill yourself to me even if I went into tinychat to talk to other people and didn't want to watch you jerk off? Then try and pretend that you didn't do it? Should I post the skype chat log from 15 mins ago?

not to mention I don't forget you reading about that repeat convicted sex offender who was stalking me and saying about the time he molested a 15 year old girl who was asleep on a train that she was asking for it

You're a piece of shit yourself, cag has survived worse shit than you in any event

And plug drugs you seem to continually look for any non existent entitlement to getting laid.

You are not ENTITLED to fuck anyone just because you want to fuck them.

you need actual conscious consent.... for example.... a young girl falling asleep on a train does not entitle ANYONE to go molest her.

i'm fucking sick and tired of your RETARD imaginary things that you think entitles you somehow to sex with someone because you are NOT entitled and you are NOT betrayed by anyone because they don't fuck you. If you meet someone who WANTS to have sex with you and gives you full adult and conscious consent for sex then you will get laid but looking for moral loopholes that you think might somehow entitle you to the body of another person and threatening to kill yourself if they don't fuck you.... Well guess what? NO-ONE will fuck you if that is what you think and that is your approach and you realise it's actually illegal to do what you just did on my skype? So go ahead plug drugs, go ahead and don't get actual counselling and go right ahead and be true to your word. But you have pulled this bullshit too many fucking times so never fucking contact me again unless you have genuinely sought some professional fucking help and bother to think of any woman as an actual person.

like what if some huge rotten fucked up gay rapist sees your fat ass passed out? You're asking for it right? he's totally entitled to fuck you right? and it's totally ok for him to also run around threatening to kill himself if people don't fuck him.... Or kill himself if they talk to other people.....hmmmm.... what do you REALLY think someone should say to that guy plug drugs?

But I remember when cag was advertising for "sugar daddys" (LOL) and she had a "date" and then he left and left like $2,000 on the table.... the poor girl then started posting "Is it a test? Do I take the money? Should I just take half of it?" And I told her, "No it's not a test cag, you can take the money and congratualtions you're a prostitute"

Cag and I are great to each other

She's my bestest friend in the whole world

Wanna be my friend on facebook cag?