Cag

[majorcum]

no that face I literally need 100% female looking either way I can't do it yet I'll let you know though tyvm I just wanna do my sit ups and downs a bit more first

gee I wish I was maks' friend and he would buy me traps to fuck for a night

Because I'm not paying them

They can pay me if anything

[maks]

alright take your pick

http://providence.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts

but no more than 100 kisses per hh I'm not made of money

[majorcum]

they would pay you to leave lisa

[majorcum]

what kind of secret hooker code is that

[maks]

what kind of secret hooker code is that

they're not allowed to ask for money in exchange for sex ALL DONATIONS ARE FOR COMPANIONSHIP ONLY AND WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN CONSCENTING ADULTS IS NONE OF LEO'S BUSINESS

[majorcum]

oh cool ok let me see how I feel in a few weeks I'm not joking about my health definitely can't do this now I looked at some thankfully I didn't find any that would make me risk dying right away one looked like it could be aber's brother

[majorcum]

do you think they'd get on tinychat with me

[maks]

unfortunately there's not a lot of selection in a tiny state like rhode island, I'd suggest you have a few drinks first and dim the lights

[maks]

do you think they'd get on tinychat with me

probably not but they'll text back and forth all fucking night, I love to get stoned and lead them on, make them miss appointments and shit

[maks]

they hate it when you try to barter

[majorcum]

lmao mean and luckily for me I don't need sex bad enough to not be able to wait for a dime piece I'm not link I can't fuck Dennis rodman

they would pay you to leave lisa

No we will be best friends and do girly things and they can teach me how to be a lady and I'll suck their dick.

[majorcum]

they hate it when you try to barter

lol'd gonna jew down the price of some trap dick

[majorcum]

lisa I would make a better trap than all these people wanna do that w/ me minus the last part

[maks]

lol'd gonna jew down the price of some trap dick

they might give rimjobs for a living but damn it they have their pride and the price is the price

lisa I would make a better trap than all these people wanna do that w/ me minus the last part

Yeah but stevey.... i don't want to play up in your bum hole

[majorcum]

I won't haggle the price also leaving the door unlocked and naked lets see if a hoy chick opens the door

[urkles girlfriend]

whats a hoy

[urkles girlfriend]

I just took a giant dump, Stevey. It was marvelous

[majorcum]

I'm leaving a $6.21 tip but I forgot about tips so sorry about the rest of the hotels not like I even touched the room I float

[majorcum]

that's all I have for cash idk I'll tip this one time

[majorcum]

I'm about to walk 8 miles just like Lisa and EMINEM

[urkles girlfriend]

holyshit. thats like half a days trip. listen to david bowie on your way back

[majorcum]

heard a guy rapping when I was going to get ice

[majorcum]

no I'm listening to 8ball and mjg two songs the first episode and 9 little millimeta boys that's it

[urkles girlfriend]

stop listening to crap

[majorcum]

get more generic have jon help with that

[urkles girlfriend]

jon isn't generic he is the love of my life!!!!

[majorcum]

plain paper O.O