Cag

[majorcum]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[urkles girlfriend]

hi stevey

[majorcum]

dude my family is insane I am booking a full week hotel tomorrow I got four hours sleep at the hotel last night and loved it I think the cleaning lady when she knocked knew I was fapping

[urkles girlfriend]

omg

[majorcum]

they definitely don't have cameras I'm pretty sure that's the one I'll be going back to tomorrow need a better window though

[urkles girlfriend]

your going to frighten the maids with those horse shaped cocks

[majorcum]

what

[majorcum]

oh stfu

[majorcum]

[majorcum]

Right.

What are you doing about finding your forever home today stevey?

[majorcum]

I am hopeful getting a chromebook tomoro to start looking I'm walked so many miles holy shit o am in going to die and be so healthy from all thisb

[majorcum]

also I walked through a lightning storm it was awesome as fuck

[majorcum]

four dollars.....ugh

[maks]

don't buy a chromebook you can get a cheap windows laptop for roughly the same price with a real operating system that can run real software

[maks]

and if you really want to you can install chrome os on it

[majorcum]

well I gotta see what's at best buy tomorow I don't have a choice only what's available in store is my choice

[majorcum]

I was hoping to install 10 on the chromebook or just throw it away with the rest of my google stuff after I get a 10 laptop

[majorcum]

will I get charged if I take the soap and shampoo and coffee they chagred me so much to stay here that should all be for the taking right ?

[maks]

you're going to pay like almost twice as much at best buy as you would on newegg or tigerdirect, and no hotels don't charge for soap but don't dare open the minibar or you'll pay more than the price of renting the room for a couple of candy bars and a 6 ounce bottle of water

[maks]

in fact you can almost certainly get away with taking most of the towels, they don't count them the maids don't give a fuck

[majorcum]

can I use perk tv since there's free wifi or do they charge if I stream videos from 3 devices lol I am so new to life can you believe ruby lives through me of all people

[majorcum]

I won't take the towels and I can't wait for online cause I gotta find somewhere to live fasssssssst

[majorcum]

gonna drink a lot of coffee wait where is the sugar wtf

[majorcum]

oh I got it

[majorcum]

playing gta online irl going around buying all the apartments with my money a hacker gave me

I am hopeful getting a chromebook tomoro to start looking I'm walked so many miles holy shit o am in going to die and be so healthy from all thisb

lol

[majorcum]

Tapatalk is running like shit gonna use perk tv and make money while I'm here until they charge me 99990000000909 dollars for using perk tv here

playing gta online irl going around buying all the apartments with my money a hacker gave me

I want hacker money too

Who's the hacker?

Hack attack $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&&&&$$

[maks]

why didn't you just stay at your mom's house and buy your own food it would have cost you less to feed yourself for a week than you're paying for one night at a hotel