Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
that's not cag you idiot it's legit lina goldberg. akamai was trying to sell my company their edge server services, they gave me free vip passes to this cloud convention in manhattan, her and max were there, I met her and she confirmed that's really her.
I typed Linda instead of Lina... my apologies dear.

And Cag, I want you in an odd way... an unhealthy and unsafe way.

But Lina... you took the chicken off my plate and put it in the fridge.

Lisa, you boil my blood.

Maks, I think I like you... but only because you pretend to be in a world that doesn't exist.