Some real music. maybe this melody will cleanse the ears of the juggalos and turn them into functioning members of society

[NotHowdy]

Shut up, Darkeonz. We're supposed to be brain-dead juggalos.

[urkles girlfriend]

Shut up, Darkeonz. We're supposed to be brain-dead juggalos.

Stop trying to pretend like you're not a flat brimmed hat wearing cretin.

[NotHowdy]

Stop trying to pretend like you're not a flat brimmed hat wearing cretin.

I'm handsome and well-off financially. Obsessing over my brim won't change that, 'nor will it dismiss the fact you're a webcam whore with a fondness for mules.

Jack is a juggalo. I'm still in denial. Get it right!

[urkles girlfriend]

I'm handsome and well-off financially. Obsessing over my brim won't change that, 'nor will it dismiss the fact you're a webcam whore with a fondness for mules.

Jack is a juggalo. I'm still in denial. Get it right!

Horses dumbass.

[NotHowdy]

Horses dumbass.

I'm aware of what it is. You obviously hold that beast dear to your heart. It's more fun to call it a mule and get reaction out of you. It's cute and I enjoy the attention. I'll look beyond the fact that you can't distinguish the difference between playful sarcasm and legit bullying. Simmer down, doll. Wouldn't want you to get tough and call me a dumbass again. WHOA NELLY!






Mule.

[urkles girlfriend]

That's clearly a horse and it doesn't surprise me that a juggalo can't tell the difference.