Dear Juggalos, please be nice to the autists

[StayPoasted]

What would the girls say on your answering machine?

I'm a fatter, darker skinned asian woman, but I still want that dick.

[Mr. Jon]

I tracked an online girlfriend/pen pal from when I was 10 down on Facebook awhile back. We were incredibly close for 2 years. I bought her Montell Jordan this is how we do it album and she bought me the rush hour soundtrack. Anyway, I was all excited that I found her like hey! !!! Remember me? !? And she was like oh hey. .. blah. She was ugly with kids though. Nahtanha low was her name

[NotHowdy]

I tracked an online girlfriend/pen pal from when I was 10 down on Facebook awhile back. We were incredibly close for 2 years. I bought her Montell Jordan this is how we do it album and she bought me the rush hour soundtrack. Anyway, I was all excited that I found her like hey! !!! Remember me? !? And she was like oh hey. .. blah. She was ugly with kids though. Nahtanha low was her name

I had a friend that was real fat (female) who stayed in my neighborhood. This is in middle school. She was dope and always let my friends and I chill at her house. She always wanted to give us head and fuck but we'd (nicely) turn her down and laugh it off. She found me like 7 years ago and we talked but I ended up getting locked up again. Lost contact. Sometimes I think about her and wish she'd find me, again. I forget her last name, plus she's probably married. I bet she'd give me the best blowjob, ever. Last time I talked to her she said she had lost weight and was hinting about wanting to suck me off still. She had a fat girl name too: Amelia.

[BigBoss]

I bought her Montell Jordan this is how we do it album and she bought me the rush hour soundtrack.

Well that deal kind of fucked you over.