Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Jon View Post
Hey Cags, it's me... Jon

When I heard you make fun of my rapping skills and then say you wanted to murder me. Well... it hurt. It hurt me bad. I don't want to be like this anymore. I don't want us to go through this anymore.

Look, I know I made fun of your large aureolas some 20+ times, but I didn't mean it. For a message board female, you're really pretty. Like, too pretty. I was just intimidated by your beauty and thought I needed to lash out at you. The truth is, Cags, that your nipples don't bother me. I would love to somehow fit one into my mouth all at once and just melt inside while my mouth made loud sucking sounds. I think your nipples are intriguing and beautiful. Are they super sensitive? I hope so.

Basically, Cags, I'm really sorry. You didn't deserve that from me, and I hope we can move past this as we build the foundation for what I believe will be a fruitful, meaningful relationship.

Sincerely,

Mr. Jon
This is so you guys.

But, I think that ditso likes you, yeah.

I mean, she tells you to fuck off with such class.

Yeah, go on and get that ass.