An Open Apology to Cags

[Mr. Jon]

Hey Cags, it's me... Jon

When I heard you make fun of my rapping skills and then say you wanted to murder me. Well... it hurt. It hurt me bad. I don't want to be like this anymore. I don't want us to go through this anymore.

Look, I know I made fun of your large aureolas some 20+ times, but I didn't mean it. For a message board female, you're really pretty. Like, too pretty. I was just intimidated by your beauty and thought I needed to lash out at you. The truth is, Cags, that your nipples don't bother me. I would love to somehow fit one into my mouth all at once and just melt inside while my mouth made loud sucking sounds. I think your nipples are intriguing and beautiful. Are they super sensitive? I hope so.

Basically, Cags, I'm really sorry. You didn't deserve that from me, and I hope we can move past this as we build the foundation for what I believe will be a fruitful, meaningful relationship.

Sincerely,

Mr. Jon

[Nuffy]

TLDR,

Fucking wall of text shit poster.

Wigger.

[Nuffy]

You Juggalo Trash Person, go back to your trailer.

[urkles girlfriend]

dont care if you think im pretty or whatever. it doesn't change the fact that you're an annoying generic wigger.

FUCK OFF

[urkles girlfriend]

we had TONS of those from the very white San Luis Obispo, CA. All these annoying middle class white kids wanted to be rappers.

[Mr. Jon]

dont care if you think im pretty or whatever. it doesn't change the fact that you're an annoying generic wigger.

Being called a wigger is a compliment to me.. If only you could add the N in there, I would feel like a real ace. Anyway, yes, I know I am annoying to you. This is your boyfriend (LUCKY FUCKING GUY BTW HOLY MOLYYYY) forum and I have invaded it. We basically can't be lovers, nor friends because of that.

I just want you to know... deep down inside you, for you to know... That I care.

I'm going to rip off his eyelids and vomit into them

[urkles girlfriend]

Being called a wigger is a compliment to me..

Not very bright either.

[urkles girlfriend]

Just a piss poor attempt at getting me to stop calling you one.

[Mr. Jon]

I'm going to rip off his eyelids and vomit into them

why, lisa?

[Mr. Jon]

Just a piss poor attempt at getting me to stop calling you one.

Don't stop, Cags. I love that a girl like you gives attention to a guy like me. Even if it's negative attention.

You see, I'm a dropkick ass sniffing loser who needs to FUCK OFF and die with no one to love me. I'm also a shit poster, of course. So to get attention from a beautiful and thoughtful person like you really adds validation to my life. :):)

[Poopalew]

Don't stop, Cags. I love that a girl like you gives attention to a guy like me. Even if it's negative attention.

You see, I'm a dropkick ass sniffing loser who needs to FUCK OFF and die with no one to love me. I'm also a shit poster, of course. So to get attention from a beautiful and thoughtful person like you really adds validation to my life. :):)

That bitch is a head.

[BigBoss]

Hey Cags, it's me... Jon

When I heard you make fun of my rapping skills and then say you wanted to murder me. Well... it hurt. It hurt me bad. I don't want to be like this anymore. I don't want us to go through this anymore.

Look, I know I made fun of your large aureolas some 20+ times, but I didn't mean it. For a message board female, you're really pretty. Like, too pretty. I was just intimidated by your beauty and thought I needed to lash out at you. The truth is, Cags, that your nipples don't bother me. I would love to somehow fit one into my mouth all at once and just melt inside while my mouth made loud sucking sounds. I think your nipples are intriguing and beautiful. Are they super sensitive? I hope so.

Basically, Cags, I'm really sorry. You didn't deserve that from me, and I hope we can move past this as we build the foundation for what I believe will be a fruitful, meaningful relationship.

Sincerely,

Mr. Jon

This is so you guys.

But, I think that ditso likes you, yeah.

I mean, she tells you to fuck off with such class.

Yeah, go on and get that ass.

[BigBoss]

You Juggalo Trash Person, go back to your trailer.

Full of ignorant rednecks.

[BigBoss]

I'm going to rip off his eyelids and vomit into them

Lisa's got rapping and linguistic skills.

[Mr. Jon]

Also, I feel really terrible for misspelling complement earlier. Thanks for the correction, Cags. Very much appreciated. :) :)

[BigBoss]

You should. That's down right pathetic.


You ass sniffing dropkick.

[Mr. Jon]

I'm really glad I didn't FUCK OFF and decided to stay and make this thread.

[BigBoss]

To be fair Cagz, Jon is legendary with his ability to woo women (and occasionally men when the mood or boredom struck. Both men, women, and hermaphrodites alike can't resist him). Even if you aren't interested now, it's only a matter of time...

Your thick poofy nipples and Jon's unmatched Charisma were obviously an instant match.

I do believe you guys were made for each other. Don't fight it, it only makes you give in faster.

His name is even Jon, just like your boyfriend. Just think of him as Jon as he is now, only with everything you wish he had and everything you wish he didn't have gone.

i hate this type of mongrel, I really do, I will not play nice

And he's repulsive

[Mr. Jon]

What is repulsive? My attitude? Face? Dick? Do I have any positive quality, Lisa?

[UPGRAYEDD]

Do you even know black people? Have you ever had cornrows? I doubt it.

[urkles girlfriend]

To be fair Cagz, Jon is legendary with his ability to woo women (and occasionally men when the mood or boredom struck. Both men, women, and hermaphrodites alike can't resist him). Even if you aren't interested now, it's only a matter of time...

Your thick poofy nipples and Jon's unmatched Charisma were obviously an instant match.

I do believe you guys were made for each other. Don't fight it, it only makes you give in faster.

His name is even Jon, just like your boyfriend. Just think of him as Jon as he is now, only with everything you wish he had and everything you wish he didn't have gone.

My boyfriend is incomparable, has a normal haircut, isn't a wigger/drug dealer. He has what is called a future.

[urkles girlfriend]

That must be how you people make money, since you all post more than Lisa and DP combined.

[NotHowdy]

What is repulsive? My attitude? Face? Dick? Do I have any positive quality, Lisa?

Your dick is just fine. Relax.

Your dick is just fine. Relax.

It is NOT fine.

[urkles girlfriend]

I'm gonna go take a shit and then go to the grocery store.

[UPGRAYEDD]

I'm gonna go take a shit and then go to the grocery store.

take pics