Captain's Log, Stardate 48152.6

[Captain Janeway]

These beings seem to be at some sort of mock war with one another. It's difficult to describe, think of klingon children alone at play without a guardian. No sign of either the Borg or Species 8472 in more than 10,000 light years. We're low on replictor rations, as usual. I can't wait to see what sort of Talaxian specialty Neelix has concocted for us this evening.

Janeway out ~

[NotHowdy]

Ferreal doe

[Captain Janeway]

I'm sorry i'll need you to speak directly into the tricorder so I can get an accurate translation.

*tricorder translates to juggalo*

Yo yo yo homey i got like a case of faygo and a blunt of ill dank shit for you but like you gots to pretend the cops are here for 5 minutes ok, now talk straight

[NotHowdy]

What kinda Faygo, yo?

[Captain Janeway]

Research indicates these lifeforms preferred the flavors Rock & Rye, Moon Mist, and Cola. Is there an error in our database?

[Battery Bits]

Forks up forks down, we all got clown love; bitch face.
I wrote this doap rap; it's about a nut sac who lives in a toxic sewerpipe and kills bigots with an axe.
Shxt's mxthxfxckxn frxsh.

[NotHowdy]

Rock & Rye sounds dope. Thanks, juggalo. You're so nice. I fuck you in your anal cavity while humming Sweet Child O' Mine softly in your ear. I'm gonna tickle your taint with my big toe in the same time. THANKS FOR THE FAYGO!

[Captain Janeway]

Is this the point in the festivities when one utilized a pressurized pumping mechanism to disperse a large volume of this Faygo liquid onto the initiated, in a sort of bathing ritual accompanied to music with violent lyrics?

[NotHowdy]

I'm going to disperse a large amount of cum on to your back. However, I'd prefer you to be in a stand-up posture. Why? Because I want the cum to make its way down your back and to your ass crack. When it finally reaches it...and when it slowly starts dripping between that tight hiney of yours, I want my throat to catch it at the bottom.

Just bring for faygo, juggalo. And that Star Trek dialect is hawt

captain Janeway is cody

[NotHowdy]

Ewwwww. *washes mouth*

Ewwwww. *washes mouth*

Lol!

Sorry, thought I better tell you

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[BigBoss]

Hey Cody, could you please help me with Deso. Put in a good word for me, maybe? Please?

She's all I think about day and night.

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[NotHowdy]

pimply faced 23 year old virgins who moonlight as traps on the internet do it for you eh?

PM me those facts on SM, hoe. Word