Last week I saw a nigger walking down the street. I stopped him and in the middle of a huge crowd I told him exactly how it is. I told him to stop robbing people and start wearing deodorant. The crowd had a nervous tension as it fell silent but I knew I had their full attention. I told that nigger to take a shower and stop doing Crack cocaine. There were several shouts of approval from the crowd, the rest watched in awe. The nigger looked at me and started weeping. He told me that he finally saw the light and was going to stop being a nigger. I gave him 5 dollars for deodorant and soap. He told me he was going straight to the unemployment office and reconnecting with his son. As he walked away he threw his remain Crack and marijuana in the trash can. I could also hear him mumbling "Trump 2016" repeatedly under his breath. The crowd burst into applause.