walked almost 2 miles to buy a bottle of wine, and it's too sweet

kinda disappointed.

[timmy]

sweet like the nectar from your pretty flower

aww...

[Cody]

next time you get a bottle of wine thats too sweet put it in a pressure cooker with a copper line crimped over where the pressure rocker goes and heat it on low, run the line in a coil so that you can submerge around 6' of it in a sink full of water and ice cubes (a large kettle next to the pressure cooker will suffice if your sink is too far) and put the other end of the copper line down in a mason jar let the condensed alcohol collect until you have about 20 -25% of the total volume of wine you started with.

Congrats you just made your own brandy.

im so hungry im hungrier than the kid in tims sigature

if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

next time you get a bottle of wine thats too sweet put it in a pressure cooker with a copper line crimped over where the pressure rocker goes and heat it on low, run the line in a coil so that you can submerge around 6' of it in a sink full of water and ice cubes (a large kettle next to the pressure cooker will suffice if your sink is too far) and put the other end of the copper line down in a mason jar let the condensed alcohol collect until you have about 20 -25% of the total volume of wine you started with.

Congrats you just made your own brandy.

cody is like a redneck scientist that will get you fucked up
aka walter white

[UofLCardfan08]

Tim your a sick twisted individual

[timmy]

are u againrt being reminded that u canmake a difference, u pathetic selfish firstworlder

[UofLCardfan08]

are u againrt being reminded that u canmake a difference, u pathetic selfish firstworlder

china has a solution for over population, shame third world country's can't follow their practical and effective example.


sympathy given - zero

[Cody]

cody is like a redneck scientist that will get you fucked up
aka walter white

used to make a lot of peach wine, it goes vinegar real fast if you dont bottle it right away so making brandy out of it is the safer bet.

"i bought some bright pink moscato but it turned otu to just taste like gummy bear piss," if u want a decent 'grocery store' wine, try la crema pinot noir or educated guess cabernet, hell even sterling has some decent wines for under 15 bucks. feel like being fancy (i guess if youre poor lol) try beacon hill noir, about 30 $ a bottle

[Cody]

"i bought some bright pink moscato but it turned otu to just taste like gummy bear piss," if u want a decent 'grocery store' wine, try la crema pinot noir or educated guess cabernet, hell even sterling has some decent wines for under 15 bucks. feel like being fancy (i guess if youre poor lol) try beacon hill noir, about 30 $ a bottle

yellowtail, barefoot, cupcake, flip flop, sutter home, and beringer.

now for yellowtail the cabernet sauvignon, shiraz, and the shiraz cab mix is best they make
barefoot has a good moscato
cupcake has best chardonnay and pinot noir
flip flop cabernet sauvignon when you got nobody to impress its 5 bucks a bottle, the merlot is also good but the acid gives me heartburn
sutter home white merlot, 10 bucks at walmart for 1.5 liters is a good price, kroger wants 15 bucks for the same bottle.
beringer has a very good selection of white wines but their red wines taste woody or corky IMHO

i really hope youre trying to troll me

yellowtails "field blend" is the best LOL

a good moscato

oh god someone get this 21 year old black girl a clue

allow me:

part of my top tier sommelier colelction

[Genital Doli]

barefoot has a good moscato

[Genital Doli]

lmfao codey is a rich white woman on a diet

[Cody]

yellowtails "field blend" is the best LOL




oh god someone get this 21 year old black girl a clue

i refuse to spend more than 20 dollars for anything under 70 proof.

[Cody]

lmfao codey is a rich white woman on a diet

no my wife is perpetually dieting so a lot of times i drink whatever shes having.

[Genital Doli]

i refuse to spend more than 20 dollars.

phixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxttttttttttt

codye is the new steveyos before steveyos was funny

[Cody]

phixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxttttttttttt

this is what i drink ya hipser wanna be

overpriced clan macgregor^

[urkles girlfriend]

Flat brimmed hats