Hi lisa i just got 2 bags of really good marijuana

feel free to read about how awesome they are, i'm on the ak-47 now its not as strong as the apollo 13 but these both basically suck next to the burmese kush i had last week. how's that shitty brown weed doing you? you know if you used a glass pipe you could smoke resin for a few days after you run out, knock the edge off anyways. welp you're way too stupid to read good advice so here's some links with pictures you can understand

https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/ak-47

https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/apollo-13

i'm coveting this shit just because its so rare.

man i'm still baked as fuck but i'km gonna go smoke another bowl of this weed, because i have a job and extra money for more weed if i run out

hi lisaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm so high

[urkles girlfriend]

nobody cares lmao

[Wendy <3]

ive never meowed before

nobody cares lmao

you shut your pie hole, succubus

[urkles girlfriend]

That has nothing to do with nobody giving a shit about you

i was throat fucking a black chick the other day and in the middle of it she says "i can't breathe"

i said, "honey, let's not make this political"

[Wendy <3]

not nice

nothing about lisa is nice

[Wendy <3]

her purrrrfect face is nice