Quote Originally Posted by Jack Ruby View Post
LOL nahh, Lisa is my heroine.

I just wanna cook her in a spoon, draw her up thru a cotton, and slam her up my arm.

That's my bae. She makes me feel better than all that shit combined. How cute is our relationship, really?

I'm busy stacking my feddy so I can go see her. She still doesn't believe I'll ever make it up there, but my big stack of $ I'll have tomorrow night disagrees.

I am compelled to fuck her right in the face. No amount of temporary euphoria will keep me from that. You know how hard it is for me to bank $5000? Hard AF, but I'm committed to being with her.

Hear me now, believe me later, but I *will* get there.
$5,000 to fuck me in the face... SOLD to my imaginary boyfriend XD