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He also wakes up next to some skank who cyberfucked some nasty old bald man on the internet
LOL YEAH I KNOW RIGHT THAT'S WHY THIS IS WORSE THAN ANY LISA RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE JON AND CAG ARE LITERALLY NOT ANY BETTER THAN LISA AND LISA'S 200 BOYFRIENDS BUT THEY THINK THEY ARE AND I WANNA KNOW ONCE AND FOR ALL HOW MANY AMERICNA FLAGS DOES JON HAVE ESPECAILLY VISABLE FROM CARS PASSING BY THAT'S WHAT I REALLY WANNA KNOW