someone have intercourse with me

[maks]

its fucking friday dude i just worked a 55 hour week and am rich of course uget coke wtf

it makes it very difficult or sometimes impossible to get a proper erection, and impotence is not a quality that girls admire in fact most won't even look past it (nor should they)

Make sure to have sharp cheddar, cream cheese and artisan crackers and sone candy and wine ^_^

cheese on a date really you must be fucking with me

Lol dont do it.

after the cheese suggestion I'm not sure if I should take this sriously

Weed ftw fyi it makes girls horny

especially repressed christian girls who can't get it anywhere else and think it's really naughty

update: marks linked me a pic of the girl on steam. cute, girl next door look to her. would definitely suck the toes of

dude I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit that's the depth of my devotion, I wouldn't enjoy it because that's gross as fuck but if she asked me to I wouldn't give it a second thought I'm absolutely head over heels

Dont forget the snacks you have yo have snacjs girls love eating

obviously there will be snacks but I'm skipping the cheese