Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
there has to be a girl out there who isn't retarded there has to be someone for me who wears fucking military grade tough ripstop practical non-cancer-chemcical-doused dyes and so fucking dumb NO CARBS BUT I'LL WEAR CLOTHES THAT KILL ME ME SMART SO IS ME MAN HE SMART TOO WE ARE A POWER COUPLE TAKIN OVER DA WORLD
That's me.

Except I only love you as a friend. Some guy once messaged me saying that he was from the future and in the future they had cloned me and he was married to one of my clones and he came back in time because I was going to murdered or something (totally not even the creepiest come on line I've heard) so if you wait for the future when I'm murdered and they clone me you can apparently marry one of my clones and time travel!