how long have you gone to jail for and for what crime I would like to know so I know what to do, this is how I"ll survive the wi

[steveyos]

the only bad thing about tapatalk is it doesn't stop you when making a title you can go as far past the limit as you want and it just loses it forever ok anyway,

what I plan on doing is commiting "crimes" where no crime is committed but I still get time in jail like I could go into a store with a fake gun but I can say it's supposed to be a joke with cameras but my friends all bailed making the joke be on me and then the cops can be like yeah ok you still gotta go to jail and then I get to not freeze to death because that isn't even a joke lol the van has 1cm thick metal surrounding me that literally just makes it colder in the van then outside google it if you don't belive that so I could go to jail for not doing anything I wouldn't have to worry about any people I"d just have to worry about diseases floating in teh air I'd get my own room I"d get along with everyone I"d even be able to talk with the rela cimrinals and help them out I am very good at helping people cool out since I"m always cool then if anything the cops would notice me helping then I could finally get my way into doing something in life, you see, I can' tjust go to the police and ask to do that I need a education and blah blah blah so that's another problem I have I"m smart and the world is stupid so they think a piece of paper matters anyway what have you done and do you know any lists there has to be a list for things to do for homeless people and other people cause some peopel go to jail 999999 tiems but never prision and never for long they've said on cops people do this but I never planned on doing it but it's either this or die and I never want to die so I'll gladly do this but I need help figuring it out thanks in advance and yes I"m serious I got no other choice three tests done on my heart so far every single one ahs found mutliple problems

[maks]

you could try wandering into the police station acting drunk and belligerent, they'll probably throw you in a cell to sober up