Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
1. deso you're hired


2. if you guys wanted to buy me a unlimited mobile data hotspot or a phone with a unlimited data plan as long as it wasn't a shit phone that couldn't handle it sure I'd let you guys get your lizard jollies as you watch someone with a completely false sense of reality in your minds as you cackle evilly and I try not to laugh at how sad your lives are while I'm exercising and eating healthy and being out and about etc etc hopefully I can get reception from arcadia forest I can set up at one of the many nice lakes and trails and make it like super gay I could even have a easel and canvas and occasionally I"ll get up to paint but intead of painting I'll just put on a painter french hat uhh baggett and pick up the brush and the weird thing they put paints on make a joke about fanfare then put it all back and walk away from it I would really like sid to be my glenn humplick just have him in a small window in the corner and I'll let him lulz at my misery for hours on end then just randomly drop in an actaul piece of reality real world stuff not gimmicks about his life make him sad and shut him up a bit so he doesn't ruin the show by overdoing it I don't wanna record it and upload later it'd be much more motivating to counter troll you guys in real time I wouldn't be as entertaining or as entertained not doing it live I GOTTA DO IT LIVE
As if you dont have 500 phones....