lisa's boyfriend lmao

[maks]

I have lots more friends than you, you're obsessed and jealous because I have repeatedly rejected you

name two

[Wendy <3]

I've been asking for her friends list for over a year

[steveyos]

just click the members list and it's everyone on that list

[urkles girlfriend]

Lisa give big gay dolphin a chance.

[urkles girlfriend]

I know he isn't cute but niether is donny, rootbeer, or plug drugs and you gave them chances

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

fyi i have multiple girls im dating and make bank so i dont need lisa and she is actually very ugly ive never fucked a girl as ugly as lisa gyi

[Pirate Steve]

I have. I wasn't particularly picky in my youth.

[maks]

as ugly as lisa? that's not being unpicky, that's bordering on self loathing

[steveyos]

maybe the eye without a patch is a glass eye

[urkles girlfriend]

as ugly as lisa? that's not being unpicky, that's bordering on self loathing

some people have to take what they can get, otherwise they'll just end up shooting a school or something

[maks]

maybe the eye without a patch is a glass eye

that would explain a lot

[maks]

some people have to take what they can get, otherwise they'll just end up shooting a school or something

you've seen the guy, he's perfectly normal looking there's a 0% chance he was that desperate

[juji]

[urkles girlfriend]

you've seen the guy, he's perfectly normal looking there's a 0% chance he was that desperate

I was speaking generally. Big gay dolphin prolly does ok for himself

[Pirate Steve]

It was usually because it takes no effort and they work hard for it... fat chicks suck dick like it's the only source of food in the house.

[steveyos]

I hope I manage to stay a virgin forever

[urkles girlfriend]

maybe i am a fat girl deep down lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

and thats why i hate them so much

[maks]

ashley?

[Pirate Steve]

and thats why i hate them so much

So THAT'S the cause of your bulimia...

[urkles girlfriend]

i have always despised the fatties. some are nice, but deep down i hope they choke on a chicken bone.

[Pirate Steve]

Do you look in the mirror after a six hour shower and seethe at the fat you looking back?

[urkles girlfriend]

nope

[steveyos]

weight matters, cag's proof that there's no such thing as a horrible skinny person, lisa is also proof of this, all skinny people are great

[urkles girlfriend]

Jon + Cag forever....

[steveyos]

a combined weight of 100lbs jon adn cag living the dream better than the rest sittin high in the royal apartment lording over the greatest forum in existance, all the friends, ahhh life is great

[Wendy <3]

They probably bruise easily from lovemaking because they are so frail and malnourished

[urkles girlfriend]

[Wendy <3]

Does your bed even squeak when you do bad stuff on it

[Poopalew]

Does your bed even squeak when you do bad stuff on it

Perfectionism isnt a disease; you didnt catch it.