Quote Originally Posted by Pirate Cag View Post
Usually beta males are attracted to alpha females because they like getting bossed around and trwated like a bitch lmao
right and we should respect that that's exactly how you want it to be with you and jon except switched I wish everyone here would realize that


now sure the rest of the story is hilarious two people who don't match in any way getting together who don't realize they're on the opposite side of the dumb scale that they think they're on and it's more entertaining than anything lisa's ever done because you and jon put yourselves so much above someone like lisa when you're exactly the same and omg we need jon posting here seriously