Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
they're going to have to get in line, I lean very feminist, I've got dibs on the strong women who can make decisions and consider themselves my equal
yeah really I want a girl who can parkour and drive really good and all that so when marco's predictions come true we're cruising past jon and cag while jon is actually leaving cag behind because he knows she's mentally as aware as a goldfish but still all the malnourishment he's caused himself being a retarded fag thinking he's supposed to cut naturallly occuring things from his body due to behing a huge huge huge retard slows him down so first cag's dead then the cloud of maurauding cannibals gets jon next and by then me and whoever I'm with are side by side hand in hand 50-50 grinding down a mountain whfere there's another cloud of maruding cannibals and we grin and at the bottom we jump and pick our boards up and spin super fast and we stay just above ground level and hover throuh the crowd in a straight line cutting all their heads off and also causing a small tornado then at the end I throw her up in the air cause she aint' gonna be abl eto throw me obv and she goes up to space then I jump up and throw her back towards them at over 9000 miles per millisecond and she starts spinning with both our boards and causes a whirl of plasma and lava and stuff to form around her from spinning so fast and going so fast and doesnt' even hit the earth all of that does and she just lands softly in it as it all compresses to the earth for a second then bounces a few feet up and just lands then I walk over from where the last cloud was but you didn't hear me so who knows how I did it did I crash into earth did I jus tland and fight htem all who knows the point is I"m holding cag's head and as i walk over to my lady friend she says "damn.... they left the worst part,,,...." and we laugh and laugh and she takes cag's head and throws it and it lands next to jon's the end