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    Faarooq, Billy Gunn, and Hardcore Holly are at John Layfield's house playing poker one on their weekend off. Plenty of beer, cigars, and neo-Nazi memorabilia are scattered throughout the kitchen.

    Billy Gunn: Hit me...

    Hardcore Holly jumps over the table and gives Gunn a chop from hell.

    Billy Gunn: Jesus man, that was a chop from hell!

    Hardcore Holly: That's what I'm gonna call it!bushpig

    JBL: That sounds too much like my move, Double H.

    HH: John, you're a freakin' genius. I gotta go call Vince when I'm done
    here.

    Farooq: You can't be serious.bushpig

    HH: Time to do the chop...time to do the choooop...it's all about the chop...and how you do it....it's all about the chop...no way you can take it

    BG: Nice going John.

    JBL: You're the one who called it a chop from hell.

    Farooq: Is Paul London still coming over?

    HH: I hope so. I need to teach that rookie some respect.

    Farooq: What are you talking about?

    HH: That boy hasn't even paid his dues yet and he's already a WWE Champion.

    BG: Give the kid a chance, he's not that bad.

    HH: Shut up Gunn, don't you want to be a champion again?

    BG: I was actually thinking about retiring. I've had a mediocre career and I've accomplished quite a bit. There's no way they'll give me a title shot.

    JBL: I can arrange it, I mean you'll be surprised what Vince is willing to do if you take Linda off his hands for a night.

    Farooq: Damn...

    HH: How do you think I got my match with Brock? He said if I would have slept with Stephanie he would have given me the title, but that's just
    nasty.

    BG: I'd be with Stephanie for a night if I could get the belt. Wait a minute Bradshaw, does that mean you slept with Stephanie?

    JBL: No. She was out town. Shane.

    Farooq: Sh--...

    HH: It's with it Billy. Us ring leaders have to stick together.bushpig

    The door bell rings. It's Paul London.

    PL: Hey guys I brought WWE Monopoly...

    HH: Get over here rookie.

    Out of nowhere, Holly chops London again, and then powerslams him onto a flower pot outside.

    PL: What are you doing Hardcore?

    HH: That's Double H rookie. Don't you forget it. Give me that monopoly board and go home.

    Bradshaw comes outside with a bull rope and puts it around London's neck. He drags him out onto the sidewalk and goose steps back to his porch.

    JBL: Queer!!! Hahaha, I called him a queer.

    Farooq: Now that is whack...

    JBL: Then leave. You're not welcome here anymore. I carried the APA for years! I made the Nation of Domination famous!

    Farooq: You weren't even in the Nation of Domination.bushpig

    JBL: How do you know? Did you read that on the internet you homo fatty?

    Faarooq walks out without saying a word.

    BG: You just gave me another idea JBL.

    HH: You want to do another gay marriage angle with Chuck Palumbo?

    BG: No. We should form a stable.

    JBL: Reform the Nation of Domination? The stable that we mad famous?

    HH: Genius. We'll get a ton of heat. We can do the Nazi Salute and everything John.bushpig

    JBL: To make this work we're going to need one of the original members.bushpig

    HH: D-Lo?

    BG: That guy has a horrible work rate, and he's still too new to the game.

    HH: Mark Henry?

    JBL: We'll he's in great ring shape and he's a technical master, plus Vince likes big guys, but he might steal my heat and get the title.

    HH: Savio...

    BG: Savio Vega, what's he doing now anyway?

    JBL: I don't know, can he be my bitch though since he's a minority?

    HH: Yea sure.

    JBL: So that's it. WWE Champion John "Bradshaw" Layfield, "The Chop" Double H, "The Minority" Savio Vega, and "The Cute One" Billy Gunn, NOD 2000.

    HH: Let's go call Vince.
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
    Faarooq, Billy Gunn, and Hardcore Holly are at John Layfield's house playing poker one on their weekend off. Plenty of beer, cigars, and neo-Nazi memorabilia are scattered throughout the kitchen.

    Billy Gunn: Hit me...

    Hardcore Holly jumps over the table and gives Gunn a chop from hell.

    Billy Gunn: Jesus man, that was a chop from hell!

    Hardcore Holly: That's what I'm gonna call it!bushpig

    JBL: That sounds too much like my move, Double H.

    HH: John, you're a freakin' genius. I gotta go call Vince when I'm done
    here.

    Farooq: You can't be serious.bushpig

    HH: Time to do the chop...time to do the choooop...it's all about the chop...and how you do it....it's all about the chop...no way you can take it

    BG: Nice going John.

    JBL: You're the one who called it a chop from hell.

    Farooq: Is Paul London still coming over?

    HH: I hope so. I need to teach that rookie some respect.

    Farooq: What are you talking about?

    HH: That boy hasn't even paid his dues yet and he's already a WWE Champion.

    BG: Give the kid a chance, he's not that bad.

    HH: Shut up Gunn, don't you want to be a champion again?

    BG: I was actually thinking about retiring. I've had a mediocre career and I've accomplished quite a bit. There's no way they'll give me a title shot.

    JBL: I can arrange it, I mean you'll be surprised what Vince is willing to do if you take Linda off his hands for a night.

    Farooq: Damn...

    HH: How do you think I got my match with Brock? He said if I would have slept with Stephanie he would have given me the title, but that's just
    nasty.

    BG: I'd be with Stephanie for a night if I could get the belt. Wait a minute Bradshaw, does that mean you slept with Stephanie?

    JBL: No. She was out town. Shane.

    Farooq: Sh--...

    HH: It's with it Billy. Us ring leaders have to stick together.bushpig

    The door bell rings. It's Paul London.

    PL: Hey guys I brought WWE Monopoly...

    HH: Get over here rookie.

    Out of nowhere, Holly chops London again, and then powerslams him onto a flower pot outside.

    PL: What are you doing Hardcore?

    HH: That's Double H rookie. Don't you forget it. Give me that monopoly board and go home.

    Bradshaw comes outside with a bull rope and puts it around London's neck. He drags him out onto the sidewalk and goose steps back to his porch.

    JBL: Queer!!! Hahaha, I called him a queer.

    Farooq: Now that is whack...

    JBL: Then leave. You're not welcome here anymore. I carried the APA for years! I made the Nation of Domination famous!

    Farooq: You weren't even in the Nation of Domination.bushpig

    JBL: How do you know? Did you read that on the internet you homo fatty?

    Faarooq walks out without saying a word.

    BG: You just gave me another idea JBL.

    HH: You want to do another gay marriage angle with Chuck Palumbo?

    BG: No. We should form a stable.

    JBL: Reform the Nation of Domination? The stable that we mad famous?

    HH: Genius. We'll get a ton of heat. We can do the Nazi Salute and everything John.bushpig

    JBL: To make this work we're going to need one of the original members.bushpig

    HH: D-Lo?

    BG: That guy has a horrible work rate, and he's still too new to the game.

    HH: Mark Henry?

    JBL: We'll he's in great ring shape and he's a technical master, plus Vince likes big guys, but he might steal my heat and get the title.

    HH: Savio...

    BG: Savio Vega, what's he doing now anyway?

    JBL: I don't know, can he be my bitch though since he's a minority?

    HH: Yea sure.

    JBL: So that's it. WWE Champion John "Bradshaw" Layfield, "The Chop" Double H, "The Minority" Savio Vega, and "The Cute One" Billy Gunn, NOD 2000.

    HH: Let's go call Vince.
    But Jehovah kept the Egyptians back by placing a pillar of cloud and a pillar of fire between them and the Israelites.
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