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Faarooq, Billy Gunn, and Hardcore Holly are at John Layfield's house playing poker one on their weekend off. Plenty of beer, cigars, and neo-Nazi memorabilia are scattered throughout the kitchen.

Billy Gunn: Hit me...

Hardcore Holly jumps over the table and gives Gunn a chop from hell.

Billy Gunn: Jesus man, that was a chop from hell!

Hardcore Holly: That's what I'm gonna call it!bushpig

JBL: That sounds too much like my move, Double H.

HH: John, you're a freakin' genius. I gotta go call Vince when I'm done
here.

Farooq: You can't be serious.bushpig

HH: Time to do the chop...time to do the choooop...it's all about the chop...and how you do it....it's all about the chop...no way you can take it

BG: Nice going John.

JBL: You're the one who called it a chop from hell.

Farooq: Is Paul London still coming over?

HH: I hope so. I need to teach that rookie some respect.

Farooq: What are you talking about?

HH: That boy hasn't even paid his dues yet and he's already a WWE Champion.

BG: Give the kid a chance, he's not that bad.

HH: Shut up Gunn, don't you want to be a champion again?

BG: I was actually thinking about retiring. I've had a mediocre career and I've accomplished quite a bit. There's no way they'll give me a title shot.

JBL: I can arrange it, I mean you'll be surprised what Vince is willing to do if you take Linda off his hands for a night.

Farooq: Damn...

HH: How do you think I got my match with Brock? He said if I would have slept with Stephanie he would have given me the title, but that's just
nasty.

BG: I'd be with Stephanie for a night if I could get the belt. Wait a minute Bradshaw, does that mean you slept with Stephanie?

JBL: No. She was out town. Shane.

Farooq: Sh--...

HH: It's with it Billy. Us ring leaders have to stick together.bushpig

The door bell rings. It's Paul London.

PL: Hey guys I brought WWE Monopoly...

HH: Get over here rookie.

Out of nowhere, Holly chops London again, and then powerslams him onto a flower pot outside.

PL: What are you doing Hardcore?

HH: That's Double H rookie. Don't you forget it. Give me that monopoly board and go home.

Bradshaw comes outside with a bull rope and puts it around London's neck. He drags him out onto the sidewalk and goose steps back to his porch.

JBL: Queer!!! Hahaha, I called him a queer.

Farooq: Now that is whack...

JBL: Then leave. You're not welcome here anymore. I carried the APA for years! I made the Nation of Domination famous!

Farooq: You weren't even in the Nation of Domination.bushpig

JBL: How do you know? Did you read that on the internet you homo fatty?

Faarooq walks out without saying a word.

BG: You just gave me another idea JBL.

HH: You want to do another gay marriage angle with Chuck Palumbo?

BG: No. We should form a stable.

JBL: Reform the Nation of Domination? The stable that we mad famous?

HH: Genius. We'll get a ton of heat. We can do the Nazi Salute and everything John.bushpig

JBL: To make this work we're going to need one of the original members.bushpig

HH: D-Lo?

BG: That guy has a horrible work rate, and he's still too new to the game.

HH: Mark Henry?

JBL: We'll he's in great ring shape and he's a technical master, plus Vince likes big guys, but he might steal my heat and get the title.

HH: Savio...

BG: Savio Vega, what's he doing now anyway?

JBL: I don't know, can he be my bitch though since he's a minority?

HH: Yea sure.

JBL: So that's it. WWE Champion John "Bradshaw" Layfield, "The Chop" Double H, "The Minority" Savio Vega, and "The Cute One" Billy Gunn, NOD 2000.

HH: Let's go call Vince.

But Jehovah kept the Egyptians back by placing a pillar of cloud and a pillar of fire between them and the Israelites.