lisa: why are you settling for a lowlife junkie/juggalo

[urkles girlfriend]

1. Even you could do better than some guy who abuses prescription drugs and posts twizted videos.

2. Does this idiot even own a vehicle or have a driver's license.. even stevey has these thinga.

3. He's obviously not that interesting or doing it for you if you are cybersexing reno (whose a million times better than donny in every way) when a woman is crazy about a guy, she doesnt show interest in other men.

4. He's a fucking simp how the fuck is that attractive?

5. I repeat you CAN do better than him so you should stop wasting your time and find a man who actually has is shit together. If i can crank out period and ass fingering videos and still manage to find an awesome guy, imagine what you can get, but you will never acheive that with shit like donny humping your leg everywhere you go.

[juji]

cag, discussing with Lisa is like talking with a slug

[urkles girlfriend]

Pfft anything with tits and pussy could do better than this dweeb she's pity dating

[urkles girlfriend]

Shes not going to be able to cut him lose without him having some big emotional meltdown online.

[urkles girlfriend]

The sweet little simp boy will suddenly turn into the raging angry junky that he is

[juji]

it won't be second time due to rootbeer

[Autistic Spectrum]

jon: why are you settling for cag lamo you had it all you had ascii genitals a something awful goon girl who is 100 times better than this bottom feeding reject haven bitch

[juji]

Jon prefers obedient woman, even that's part of her findom

[urkles girlfriend]

Hi dp lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

it won't be second time due to rootbeer

im personally looking forward to donnys meltdown after lisa gets sick of his shit and it wont be long

[urkles girlfriend]

Wonder if he'll make more cringe worthy death threats that are funny for all the wrong reasons

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's life is very full

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would honestly have a threesome with cag and lisa even tho it would be so fucking gross to acutally do,, the amount of rep i would get would be well worth it

[Autistic Spectrum]

me, and those 2 insane bitchs and a tub of crisco after i put a bunch of news paper on my hardwood floor

[urkles girlfriend]

Look dp its time to man the fuck up and rescue lisa from this junkie piece of shit. You're her only hope

[urkles girlfriend]

Our lisa with a filthy junkie. Perish at the thought

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag use the last of your rape money to send stevey to penguin island, kill 2 birds with one stone

[urkles girlfriend]

Use your money to fly to Australia and rescue lisa from donny. Dont be a pussy. It will be the most fun youve had that didnt involve posting on a forum

i would honestly have a threesome with cag and lisa even tho it would be so fucking gross to acutally do,, the amount of rep i would get would be well worth it

what dp said got me thinking. do you think rootbeer did it for the rep? like initially, do ou think it was all a carefully planned rep boosting scheme gone wrong?

[juji]

What if Lisa ignored cag's posts? it would be a dealbreaker

[juji]

btw, when we chatted with Lisa, she told me she has fucked a guy with 9 inches of dick, cag have ever you fucked a guy with 9 inches of dick?

[urkles girlfriend]

Dp is gonna do the right thing and rescue lisa who has been his friend for almost half a decade

[Autistic Spectrum]

yes rootbeer spent 50 grand of his parents money to fly across the world to loose his virginity to the worst person on earth in an attempt to get more rep points

[urkles girlfriend]

You better be on a round trip to Australia by tomorrow morning

greens

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is the low pile carpet in your shitty apt complex itchy?

cag and jon are going to buy a house and in 4 years, a bigger house. dp you inherited your parents house and make up stories about your investments and post pictures from reddit claiming you repair frogger machines and bijld multi console gaming units. how does it feel topretend to be half the man jon is?

[Autistic Spectrum]

jon moved in with someone from reject haven

[juji]

funny part, cag keeps asking questions to Jon about the things that cag doesnt know anything

[urkles girlfriend]

If dp doesnt man the fuck up and claim his soulmate lisa, i am going to put him on ignore