I'm done pretending to be lisas friend,

Nope.

My dad is not in my life.

oh well. what about yoru brother and other outside friends? have they been over and spoken to him on skype with you?

[urkles girlfriend]

If you continue to efuck junkies your dad will not allow you back into his life. Thats why you need to dump the junky

That decision is mine

I won't have anyone who treats me like that in my life no matter who they are. Took me long enough to learn that.

Me and my mum were maybe going to go watch my brother perform in teh city today but she didn't tell me until it was too late to go because the island is so busy with the GP she didn't want to attempt to drive.

[urkles girlfriend]

If you treated people the way you think you should be treated maybe you wouldnt have to edate juggalos and common druggie filth like donnie

If you treated people the way you think you should be treated maybe you wouldnt have to edate juggalos and common druggie filth like donnie

Welp.

I treat people better than you do so I won't be taken tips on being a good person let alone dating tips from YOU anytime soon.

[urkles girlfriend]

Dump the junk and get with a Trump

It's going to take a certain special something to deal with me.

I think Donny has that.

[urkles girlfriend]

Put the junky in the garbage where it belongs

[urkles girlfriend]

You need a real man. I have assembled the forums most powerful and richest men and one of them will be lucky enough to win your heart. Dp has agreed to take flight come dusk and if he fails then ruby has agreed to fly in and fuck you

Put the junky in the garbage where it belongs

*Pops your scraggly used up crack whore ass in the wheely bin and wheels you out*

They'll pick you up Tuesday.

[urkles girlfriend]

I dont know why you insist on edating human garbage like donny. I think u might hate yourself :(

[urkles girlfriend]

Oh it takes something special to deal with me, and i think donny is so washed out on pills that he doesnt know any better tee hee

Well he's not.

He's taken the time to get to know me really well, that includes my insane times and my going off and angry and my depression times and crying and not being able to do anything and he always listens and cares if I need him to, if I have a problem with something he's doing he actually takes it in board and stops it, he is very attentive to what I want and need. He is willing to work his ass off to get to where he needs to be and has been doing so. He makes me laugh, he loves me and makes me feel loved, he knows how to get me off and is competent sexually. He's always been nice, kind and good to me, I would have been dead, insane or catatonic if it wasn't for him through the whole Jazz dying..... I could go on but already that's better than most but clarissa I HAVE been around and I've looked around and so many people are just god damn piece of shit assholes and I've got a sweetheart in Donny and he's not rich but he does get up every week day and go to work to save for comming here and applys for and gets better jobs like he just did, and he is having to work hard for this and is doing so. He had to work his ass off to turn his shit around because he was a sweety and all but there was no chance in hell for him with me before he turned his shit around and he really has turned his shit around 180 clarissa and given himself better options (a page that would not hurt YOU to take from his book cag) good people come from all walks of life cag, so do piece of shit scum bags, Donny is a good guy. Also don't hold your breath waiting to see a meltdown from him, I've put him through the wringer and he is mature, cool and not spastic about relationships. He's never going to go psycho or turn into a piece of shit retard, if it ends it will probably be amicable and he will be cool.

[stevеyos]

lisa brings out the best in people

[Wendy <3]

No to everything cat avatar guy

[Autistic Spectrum]

gordon

[urkles girlfriend]

Dp you better be on that flight tonight. Lisa's junky boyfriend has got to go.

[urkles girlfriend]

Well he's not.

He's taken the time to get to know me really well, that includes my insane times and my going off and angry and my depression times and crying and not being able to do anything and he always listens and cares if I need him to, if I have a problem with something he's doing he actually takes it in board and stops it, he is very attentive to what I want and need. He is willing to work his ass off to get to where he needs to be and has been doing so. He makes me laugh, he loves me and makes me feel loved, he knows how to get me off and is competent sexually. He's always been nice, kind and good to me, I would have been dead, insane or catatonic if it wasn't for him through the whole Jazz dying..... I could go on but already that's better than most but clarissa I HAVE been around and I've looked around and so many people are just god damn piece of shit assholes and I've got a sweetheart in Donny and he's not rich but he does get up every week day and go to work to save for comming here and applys for and gets better jobs like he just did, and he is having to work hard for this and is doing so. He had to work his ass off to turn his shit around because he was a sweety and all but there was no chance in hell for him with me before he turned his shit around and he really has turned his shit around 180 clarissa and given himself better options (a page that would not hurt YOU to take from his book cag) good people come from all walks of life cag, so do piece of shit scum bags, Donny is a good guy. Also don't hold your breath waiting to see a meltdown from him, I've put him through the wringer and he is mature, cool and not spastic about relationships. He's never going to go psycho or turn into a piece of shit retard, if it ends it will probably be amicable and he will be cool.

Lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

the post is prob pretty sad, but you reading it is even sadder cag

[urkles girlfriend]

Thats why you need to fly to Australia immediately.

[urkles girlfriend]

Time for you to give lisa that protein shot shes always dreamed of

Thank you! Thats what ive been saying the whole time.

This kind of trolling doesnt help when yhe target is o goddamn unselfaware she doesnt even realize trolling when she ees it goddamn lisa fucking sucks autistic idiot

Lisa now thinks she is keeping this forum alive because we talk about her a lot but while that may be true in the short term in the long term her presence has driven away good posters like barrypothwad and garfiekd and attracted shitty new ones like marco

And dont anyone forget lisa screwed rootbeer in every sense of the word and rootbeer is my f-friend

[urkles girlfriend]

This kind of trolling doesnt help when yhe target is o goddamn unselfaware she doesnt even realize trolling when she ees it goddamn lisa fucking sucks autistic idiot

the junky and the bogan, a tale of true love!

Lisa forum posting checklist

1 be huge narcissit - CHECK

2 be dumb bitch who thinks shes smart when really shes just mentally ill - CHECK

3 have shitty unfunny meme avatars uniroincally and nonsensical pics of cartoons and shitty african rappers and pics of those signs that quirky (read annoying) people decorate there house with - CHECK

4 seduce guys somehow with brown vagina and stunted speech -CHECK

Nope.

My dad is not in my life.

i wish you were not in my forum honestly hyour dad dodged a bullet there

well I'm done pooping please contemplate my words lisa and get the fuck out bye

[urkles girlfriend]

yeah her avatar is pretty bad i guess