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nvidia justr announced their deep terga project which seeks to develop a network of 10,000 TITAN cards to farm walmart gift cards at a rate never before achieved. through the use of retina display technology and windows 10 with cortana, this machine should be able to far surpass the previous limit of $120 dollars per month. several scientists have taken to their live-in van labs to interface with the advanced terga ai. though far superior to apple cortana and windows 10 running on the latest android devices and chromebooks, the deep terga ai is still learning how to best manage the huge task of farming coupons which will be used for the noble purpose of buying gout medicine and mcdonalds breakfasts for the needy. the first words uttered by this entitity wsere ominious, "let's get one thing clear" it said, before explaining to a room of media representatives its primary goal of keeping uric acid levels below a 10. it finished off with a declaration, perhaps a warning for humanity, "i've had 3 xbox 360s and 3 ps3s. my life is better than yours". a new hope in a world full of gout.
"Let's get one thing clear, I have no gout." -Stevey Yelle