I did a load of laundry today RAPE my pic thread

[urkles girlfriend]

no cottage cheese pls

[UPGRAYEDD]

oh durka durka, the guy who lives day to day on disability payments, squandering every last bit on weed. you're such a failure that you can't even ruin your life with a REAL drug. lmao

I've done real drugs, they don't do it for me.

[urkles girlfriend]

tbh i went blonde after seeing lisa's pic because the blonde looked really good on her

[maks]

where does she get those shirts is there a goodwill for gypsies

[urkles girlfriend]

if you're spending all your money on weed and junk food, then you probably can't afford new clothes. those look like they are very old.

[maks]

of course they're old but where did they even come from where did she find that it looks like something an eastern european refugee would wear

[maks]

that's not the sort of shirt you typically find in a first world country

[urkles girlfriend]

maybe she has just really bad taste in outfits

[maks]

maybe she shops at the circus

[urkles girlfriend]

http://www.visitmelbourne.com/Region...to-do/Shopping

there are plenty of beach shops in australia that sell clothes. don't know why she doesn't go there

[urkles girlfriend]

Map of shopping in cowes australia
Island Surfboards
1 review · Surf Shop
147 Thompson Ave · +61 3 5952 2578
Open until 5:00 PM
Website
Directions
The Salvation Army
No reviews · Thrift Store
149 Thompson Ave · +61 3 5952 1570
Website
Directions
Sarsaparilla
No reviews · Women's Clothing Store
42 Thompson Ave · +61 3 5952 1143
Open until 5:00 PM

ugggggh omg how does she even live??????

[juji]

Someone is talking about Lisa which she had nothing to do with this thread is really pathetic

[urkles girlfriend]

im not even saying anything mean about lisa, lmao cool your jets buddy

[Desolation]

lmao some haters itt

no really that JC Penny 'one of the cool moms' look is fucking repulsive

[urkles girlfriend]

how is that even a 'one of the cool moms' look? its slutty as hell

[urkles girlfriend]

i bought this dress at dillards fucking jc pennys lmao.. uggh

[Desolation]

yeah thats right, my son can have all his HOT girlfriends over and stay past midnight if they want ;D

[urkles girlfriend]

your mom must have been really really weird

[Desolation]

i was sooo sloshed last saturday at his soccer game, i brought a bit of vodka into the sports complex. went pretty cool with the mountain blue gatorade i brought if i do say so myself LoL

[urkles girlfriend]

" sure thing deso, my son, have your girlfriends over and have sex in the next room. if you should be doing in earshot of anyone, it should be your mother"

[urkles girlfriend]

im going to bed good night. i hope jon will let me go for round 2 on his dick tonight bye

[Desolation]

caught jeremy smoking pot last thursday night. i told him to throw it away if he wasnt gonna share hahah ✌️

[Desolation]

you have to be super dense to flaunt about your own outfit then act insecure as shit when somebody refuses to compliment you on it. "slutty as hell" is a really in this autumn.

[Desolation]

frumpy ass jc penny cardigan dress

[Desolation]

yeah run off to bed got a big day of making john a bowl of a cereal tomorrow morning

[urkles girlfriend]

i just thought the whole 'one of the cool moms' thing was complete weaksauce. I excpected some epic burns when i made this thread and so far the only post in it worth anything is marks' Photoshop.

[urkles girlfriend]

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would bang/10

[urkles girlfriend]

Yay validation complete

[stevеyos]

imagine if cag could see her physical self as others see it