a few years ago i had a very pecular customer at the club. he bought a dance and i was grinding my ass in his lap. he kept getting more and more dances but i was soooo drunk that i forgot to collect money. i finally had to ask him to pay me, when he pulled out a jar that was labeled "lisa's hymen" and he dashed out of the club without another word. I then realized that the mysterious strip club customer was lisa's baby sitter. he'd scraped lisa's 8 year old hymen off his dick and kept it all these years, only to pass it on to me. lisas hymen has brought me good fortune but jon won't allow it in the house so i need to sell it.