FOR SALE: LISA'S HYMEN

[urkles girlfriend]

a few years ago i had a very pecular customer at the club. he bought a dance and i was grinding my ass in his lap. he kept getting more and more dances but i was soooo drunk that i forgot to collect money. i finally had to ask him to pay me, when he pulled out a jar that was labeled "lisa's hymen" and he dashed out of the club without another word. I then realized that the mysterious strip club customer was lisa's baby sitter. he'd scraped lisa's 8 year old hymen off his dick and kept it all these years, only to pass it on to me. lisas hymen has brought me good fortune but jon won't allow it in the house so i need to sell it.

[Wendy <3]

I believed this story until you brought up your fake stripper nonsense again

[urkles girlfriend]

i'm selling it for 60 bucks... the price of fallout 4

[Wendy <3]

Why do you have to lie c a guy?

[Wendy <3]

Who the hell pays full price for pc games anyway

[urkles girlfriend]

torrenting is for poor people. i know you want lisa's lucky hymen. paypal me 60 bucks, your address, and the hymen can be yours today! Send me 60 bucks in the next 10 seconds and i'll thrown in doli's dick pictures.

[juji]

torrenting is for poor people. i know you want lisa's lucky hymen. paypal me 60 bucks, your address, and the hymen can be yours today! Send me 60 bucks in the next 10 seconds and i'll thrown in doli's dick pictures.

Why dont ask your future husband to get 60 bucks to buy fallout 4 ?

[urkles girlfriend]

future hymen, i mean husband, will already buy it for me but why not get the money to buy it so he doesn't have to. im like the best girlfriend ever

[juji]

What's your paypal email?

[urkles girlfriend]

elz, if you're interested in purchasing the hymen, just consider i have a hot lead (jazz) who will probably buy it first, unless you want work out a deal.. maybe 70 bucks for lisa's lucky hymen, dolis dick picks, and jon not shooting you lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

to show im not trying to defraud anyone, here's a sneak peak at doli's hairy balls.

[juji]

Ok, no thanks. Let me know if 60 is still.

By the way,

People who have real guns are considered as future murderers, (doesnt matter for self-defense) otherwise special guns like stun, pepper ball, electric, non-lethal, etc. That can be prevented against the law and avoid hiring a lawyer.

Have fun with an idiot guy.

[Wendy <3]

I have a lot of guns...thanks for the compliment

[urkles girlfriend]

cut the crap jazz

[Wendy <3]

I'd never cut you gulducat you are my favorite

[urkles girlfriend]

did you just call ME crap motherfucker? im not falling for any of your insults disguised as compliments. at first i was like ^_^ now im just mad

[Wendy <3]

I wasn't even alive until i met you...

[urkles girlfriend]

Uhhhhhh that is something serial killers who wear womens skins say

[urkles girlfriend]

Uhhhhhh that is something serial killers who wear womens skins say

[Wendy <3]

You can say that again

a coat made out of hymens

[Wendy <3]

Hymen earrings

[urkles girlfriend]

Lisa's lucky hymen

[stevеyos]

tapatalk rules

[urkles girlfriend]

Lisa's lucky hymen

[urkles girlfriend]

look if no one buys the hymen im going to have it freeze dried and made into a little keychain :D

[Wendy <3]

Make it intoa tongue ring or something attached to your face

[urkles girlfriend]

are you ready to buy lisa's lucky hymen, jazz? i know you want it.

[stevеyos]

Make it intoa tongue ring or something attached to your face

[stevеyos]

or use it to repair your own hyman slut