So tonight I'm cooking the weekly bacon, chicken, and cabbage stew and carne asada tacos. what are your girlfriends cooking 4 u?

[urkles girlfriend]

You know i have no friends, no wife/girlfriend, and pretty much no family at all and i've even bragged about it. Not sure why you're wasting your effort trying to own someone who doesn't give a shit about petty things like humans

this is actually really sad. you poor thing