the hoola hoop is such a huge turn off the girls who would visit the fag downstairs at my old house they all were either 10's or again the makeup trick and they had hoola hoops and were so fucking annoying it's amazing how these bitches try to be alternative yet do their makeup in ways that would amke any super model jealous I fucking hate everyone and everything and I know I"d hate this girl and she's probably ugly under that clown paint but I can't help it my dick is like why aren't you driving to ct you fuck if I weren't so small I'd drive us there right now and I'm like chill out dick look at that hoola hoop is it really worth it and my dick is like YES IDIOT GO and I"ml like NOBODY'S REPLYIING TO ME ON REDDIT IDK WHERE TO GO CT IS HUGE AND HWO KNOWS IF SHE WNATS TO EVEN LIVE W/ US DUUDE IT'S GONNA COST LITERLALY OVER 400 DOLLARS IN GAS BARE MINUMUM LET IT GO UTNIL SOMEONE REPLIES and my dick is like good point we can't afford the gas but if we could we'd be going rather you liked it or not and I"d be like you wouldn't like it mor ethan I wouldn't like it cause we'd bang her til you fell off and that shuts it up for a little while