so my friend said he'd play along if i pretend to be a retard in public

lying psychotic bitch as per usual

Nope, I'M not the liar around here and I have plenty of proof so just fuck off you unwanted loser before I post it, not like ANYONE believe you anyway as they have all seen you do this a dozen times over. Get a life, no woman is ever going to want you and for good reason.