I have diagnosed m0nde with Diogenes syndrome, also known as senile squalor syndrome, is a disorder characterized by extreme self-neglect, domestic squalor, social withdrawal, apathy, compulsive hoarding of garbage, and lack of shame. Sufferers may also display symptoms of catatonia and eat lentils.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_syndrome

This diagnosis is legit because I have this t-shirt...