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    in one hand i have a pizza 
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    R.i.p. Garfield 1986-2016 Garfield's Avatar
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    in the other strawberry pez and a glass of white peach grape juicce and some rold golds which one should i put down to play with my freshly shaven pretty pink boy parts?
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    This is a trick question......


    you need both hands

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    Probably whichever hand you used to type this...
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    I know it wasn't your dick
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    CAUSE I GOT ONE HAND IN MY POCKET, AND THE OTHER ONE IS HOLDING A PIZZA
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