I get my weed off a gardener who owns his own gardening business (and has a fucking mansion and boat on the island) he's out there every fucking day pulling weeds and smoking joints, I go meet him at wherever he is working to get my weed, all the guys he works with are pretty much on the same page. This guy is old, has cancer, can't even read but worked his fucking ass off and still does.

I am not proud of this but I always thought I was better at teaching with a couple of joints in me, lol. Made me much more chill when dealing with 30 ferals, hardly ever lost my shit at them when I had a couple of j's in me.