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  • wolfram alpha

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  • cleverbot

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  • akinator

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  • poopalew

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  • plug drugs

    4 36.36%
  • Automatically parse links in text

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    Who's the smartest of them all? 
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    voited poopalew. wolfram alpha is good at answering questions, cleverbot carries on some good conversations, akinator knows everything about christian slater, and plug drugs has a unique talent for boring the fuck out of everyone by rephrasing a wikipedia article and making it unnecessarily wordy. Poopalew, though can take things that were said on this forum or some weird christian website and turn them into original stories and works of poetry that sometimes sort of rhyme. so, based on a creativity that all the others lack, I'm going with poopalew
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    also poopalew understands that the government, who created tor, is aware that tor exists, and does not drop that fact on you like he's revealing some big unknown secret
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    automatically parse links in text would be a close second
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    m0nde must be so proud of his creation
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    Yes m0nde is very clever in collecting and saving people's posts in text files and then putting them into a generator something like... http://what-would-i-say.com then copying that and pasting it in the forum.

    Plug drugs is painfully wrong and ignorant, he can't even understand the crap he posts and is constantly getting what is already known proven solid science very very wrong. I have had to explain to him everything from how photons are created to how gravity works and have long since stopped trying to have any intellectual conversation with him at all as he is completely incapable at grasping concepts, of actually studying anything or holding his own in any form of discussion let alone an intellectual one with me.

    I talk to bots when I am cold, frightened and lonely at night. They are my friends.
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    whenever anything is accelerating a force is affecting it, one of these forces is electromagnetism and a photon is theoretically what mediates it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    whenever anything is accelerating a force is affecting it, one of these forces is electromagnetism and a photon is theoretically what mediates it
    That is not correct. Nor does the sentence even make sense.

    Considering I have already explained it to you getting this wrong is even more idiotic.
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    lisa, stfu and leave like you have promised to do several times. you've become incredibly tiresome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    That is not correct. Nor does the sentence even make sense.

    Considering I have already explained it to you getting this wrong is even more idiotic.
    no thats literally what it is and no you havent
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    can you guys put a power point presentation together and teach us more on the science behind particle physics? i really value your expertise in 'unemployment' and skills in 'leaching off society', and can bring some fresh persectives to the field




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    i dont leech off society i leech off my grandparents
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    they were going to spend the money they spend on me otherwise at the casino, i'm at least spending it at local businesses like gas stations and liquor stores, i'm doing society a favor, you OWE ME one
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    i am the catalyst saving society from old people spending their money on gambling addictions and paid programming
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    i dont leech off society i leech off my grandparents
    My bad bro, i forgot the 'yet'




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    my grandma is 88 and only recently quit working out and is still going to the casino herself

    what a champ




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    dont you get mad that she consciously made the decision to give your inheritance to a bunch of tree niggers instead of you
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    dont really care for any inheritence tbh

    shes worked hard for a longtime she can do what she wants to have some fun




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    Quote Originally Posted by lnopia the great View Post
    dont really care for any inheritence tbh

    shes worked hard for a longtime she can do what she wants to have some fun
    spoken like a man who can make his own way in life and doesn't need to wait for family members to die in order to get some cash
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    gonna vote for my own alt, plug drugz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    no thats literally what it is and no you havent
    NO it is NOT you dumb fuck! Nor did your sentence even make sense and yes I fucking well already have when you gave me some dumb fuck essay where you claimed photons were only created inside stars. You are a fucking idiot. A photon is created inside an atom when the electron returns to a lower energy state ie. it falls back into a smaller orbit and when it skips to the lower orbit the energy is released in the form of a photon.

    So fuck off dipshit, what you said what not only incorrect it was not even a sentence that made any sense about anything within science let alone within the scope of comprehension of english.

    Idiot.

    When you try and pretend you are smart near me you are fucking with the wrong bitch.
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    Both of you are useless sacks of shit so stop arguing
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    m0nde must be so proud of his creation
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    cody you lookin fine in your wifes clothing dude hit me up
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    we vote serious here at ytmbsfw accordin to Lisa so my vote is for real
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
    we vote serious here at ytmbsfw accordin to Lisa so my vote is for real
    When I have I ever said that?

    You, m0nde and jazz all think you can read minds which you cannot, all you do is show what YOU think, never what I think.

    You need to stop imagining you even know me, with your god damn delsuions that I'm lurking your forums 24/7, making accounts at them let alone that you know what I think or do.

    You sitting around imagining shit about me doesn't make it so, you haven't got that much space in your brains so maybe you should use it for something else other than being consumed by me and what you like to imagine about me in your sad isolated little minds and worlds.
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    Lisa never takes polls here as fact idk what I'm talking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
    lisa, stfu and leave like you have promised to do several times. you've become incredibly tiresome.
    Fuck off loser
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