voited poopalew. wolfram alpha is good at answering questions, cleverbot carries on some good conversations, akinator knows everything about christian slater, and plug drugs has a unique talent for boring the fuck out of everyone by rephrasing a wikipedia article and making it unnecessarily wordy. Poopalew, though can take things that were said on this forum or some weird christian website and turn them into original stories and works of poetry that sometimes sort of rhyme. so, based on a creativity that all the others lack, I'm going with poopalew