so i just woke up

[abercrombie]

went and grabbed some lunch with my friend (sushi, super yummy!) and then got a spray tan. Now i'm sitting here wondering if my tan will kick in or not...i got the clear coat instead of the bronzer (i heard the bronzer gets all over your clothes- yuck!). what are you up to?

do you know when margaret cho's doing her next show in LA?

so i just grew up :/

so i just grew up :/

not really

[Wendy <3]

went and grabbed some lunch with my friend (sushi, super yummy!) and then got a spray tan. Now i'm sitting here wondering if my tan will kick in or not...i got the clear coat instead of the bronzer (i heard the bronzer gets all over your clothes- yuck!). what are you up to?

I thought you were a black person...

close enough

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

went and grabbed some lunch with my friend (sushi, super yummy!) and then got a spray tan. Now i'm sitting here wondering if my tan will kick in or not...i got the clear coat instead of the bronzer (i heard the bronzer gets all over your clothes- yuck!). what are you up to?

yeah bronzer gets all over your clothes, but it washes right off so idk

Iu got a spray tan once and looked like fergie for a week

You're Mexican why get a spray tan....

[maks]

why do people get spray tans when the sun is a thing that exists

[steveyos]

why do people get spray tans when the sun is a thing that exists

because, they're stupid, it's the same thing as all the other dumb shit people do dumb people do dumb things like get fake tans and use apple products

[steveyos]

I'm officially gay thanks to females I hate fake tans I hate makeup I hate body shape changing clothing, I fucking hate girls, wish you didn't ever wake up amber like even ronda rousey with the fucking makeup and clothes like is thee even ONE girl out there that I wouldn't end up punching in the throat like for real

[Wendy <3]

Is abercomble the one who did sex to cberry

[Poopalew]

Is abercomble the one who did sex to cberry

This is what the king says Do not let Heze kiah deceive you for he is not able to rescue you out of my hand.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

why do people get spray tans when the sun is a thing that exists

spray tan is pretty cheap and it doesn't take 4-5 hours + the risk of getting burnt. Same compared to conventional tanning. You have to go for like 3-4 10-15 min sessions to get a tan similar to a spray tan in a tanning booth.

[maks]

spray tan is pretty cheap and it doesn't take 4-5 hours + the risk of getting burnt. Same compared to conventional tanning. You have to go for like 3-4 10-15 min sessions to get a tan similar to a spray tan in a tanning booth.

I've never had to intentionally get a tan because I spend summers outdoors, and nobody really expects you to have a tan in the winter. I guess I don't see what the big deal is with being brown.

people are convinced it makes you more beautiful

i can understand tanning beds, although thats also pretty stupid, but spray tans are honestly the dumbest thing

that said noone is going to be more tanned then me come summer

[maks]

the best way to get a tan is to get one as a side effect of hiking for hours and hours

[maks]

and if you're in the woods you don't get burned

[maks]

the beach is for chumps

you can also take astaxanphin supplements/eat lots of wild salmon and it both protects and restores skin from uv damage, while also being the most powerful antioxidant in the world

sounds weird but i tested it last summer and i put sun screen on maybe 5 times, and never burned (and i often work outside)

[maks]

I didn't even realize you guys had a sun in canada

the best way is to be a paki or spic or nig or something dark and not have to bother with any of that

[steveyos]

yeah I don't remember the last time I used sunscreen and I even take my shirt off in the sun for hours and hours black power fuck whitey

[abercrombie]

You're Mexican why get a spray tan....

tell shellie i said hi! she seems like a super lovely girl. congratulations :)

[abercrombie]

yeah bronzer gets all over your clothes, but it washes right off so idk

i mean, i kinda like the clear. i'm super dark now which is great.

[abercrombie]

also FYI, guys: my tan is super awesome. I love it :)

I'm officially gay thanks to females I hate fake tans I hate makeup I hate body shape changing clothing, I fucking hate girls, wish you didn't ever wake up amber like even ronda rousey with the fucking makeup and clothes like is thee even ONE girl out there that I wouldn't end up punching in the throat like for real

no you are not capable of interpersonal relationships. you're not gay. you fall for any girl who gives you the time of day and then feel bad when they laugh in your face for being a loser.