Well the answer is yes, IF you really feel you're up for it I could find a girl through people Donny has known in his times who is familiar with the procedure and I could and even would talk to her about it so she would know you aren't just some dirty skeeze who pays for it everyday and are simply a guy who would like to make his first splash sometime.

You'd have to pay her up front I imagine.

I think it would be good for you. You're a hat of assholes to organise to do anything though so if you work it out enough that you are pretty much ready to go if you want to and I still know Donny (because he's not that far from you and has an array of contacts) yes it could be arranged and yes I could middle man the arrangement and I'd do so just because I think it would actually be a good thing for you, no judgement.