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    if i was in a room with adolf hitler, bin laden and lisa and i had a gun with two bullets id shoot myself twice
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    So I shit out a fetus today, 3 to be exact and they smelled like blood and were quite possibly world record holder poops
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    So I shit out a fetus today, 3 to be exact and they smelled like blood and were quite possibly world record holder poops
    can you still feel your lower body?

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    Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
    can you still feel your lower body?
    yeah no broke dick mountain here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    yeah no broke dick mountain here
    cool

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    i might occsionally shit mypants but thats also a recouccuring theme here and my leg looks like it has gout, im overweight, unfunny, constantly taking pain pills, i have cancer and im friends with lisa its like ive become some sort of super poster,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camoron View Post
    if i was in a room with adolf hitler, bin laden and lisa and i had a gun with two bullets id shoot myself twice
    I wonder which one of them would smell the worst
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