told you elz

[Plug Drugs]

"Where's the lane? Self-driving cars confused by shabby U.S. roadways"
http://newsdaily.com/2016/03/wheres-...-u-s-roadways/

No self driving cars (fluctuating environment too unpredicatable; will result in mass traffic deaths if implemented commercially),

No quantum computers D-Wave was a big disappointment and is basically just a specialized processor for very specific types of tasks that uses magnetic fields of each 'transistor' which, if I understand correctly, are read as either on or off but can float between on/off based on input, and these transistors are connected together by superconductors.)

There's no entanglement and no faster than light travel taking place; its just boring old electromagnetism

Real 'quantum computers' won't come around until optical processing catches up, which will take decades, at which point binary will be left behind and processors microarchitecture will be willy wonka designs
until then it all has to go back into binary because: our displays our binary, our memory is binary, and the only way we can even use any of it is with binary processors

and those quantum computers in 30 years still probably won't use 'action at a distance' entanglement

[Plug Drugs]

D-wave is advertising 'entanglement' and quantum tunneling, but is only giving us wave functions

[maks]

there is nothing longer than threadlong


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.

[maks]

also it's hilarious when plug drugs has strong opinions about computers and how they work because he knows demonstrably little about computers let alone complex ideas like quantum computing

[maks]

do you even qubit motherfucker? a quantum computer has 3 states, on, off, or on/off, that's trinary you fuckwad

[maks]

literally the whole reason it's called quantum computing is because it's an analog for quantum mechanics with a third state which is simultaneously both of the other possible states

[maks]

they have literally nothing to do with quantum entanglement and they never will, it's a different type of logic gate, that's it, it doesn't matter if they're powered by electromagnets or light or unicorn farts

[maks]

at least read the wikipedia article before you get on your high horse

[Wendy <3]

Now he's gonna post another wiki article

[maks]

I'll bet all his theories on math are bullshit too, but I don't care enough to read up on the most boring topic on the planet just to correct him.

[maks]

using my quantum com puter right now to calculate the square root of a suicide threat on tinychat

[Plug Drugs]

I'll bet all his theories on math are bullshit too, but I don't care enough to read up on the most boring topic on the planet just to correct him.

*too stupid to

[maks]

yeah it takes a lot of brains, not to mention skill, to read wikipedia articles and summarize them

[maks]

fact is math is a dry, boring subject and if you're reading about it for fun, well, that implies you're an enormous faggot with a dumb hobby

[Plug Drugs]

The type of person youre referring to is who the d-wave people are advertising to when they mention entanglement and quantum tunneling

[Plug Drugs]

fact is math is a dry, boring subject and if you're reading about it for fun, well, that implies you're an enormous faggot with a dumb hobby

I'm learning about it now because I didnt get to learn about it in school

[Wendy <3]

Did you have to read a wiki article before sucking some guy's dick?

[maks]

I'm learning about it now because I didnt get to learn about it in school

you're learning about it because you're entirely useless and desperate for something, anything to feel good about so you read up on a subject nobody else gives even half a fuck about learning

[maks]

"I may be a fat unemployable drug addict who lives with his grandma but at least I read about differentiation and higher order derivatives on wikipedia. my life is better than yours"

[Plug Drugs]

if i ever amounted to anything the last people i would tell would be any of you, because i wouldnt want crazy freaks calling around harassing my employers or trying to extort money from my bank account or whatever dumb crazy shit you lunatics would do

[maks]

if i ever amounted to anything

well it's a good thing that's never, ever going to happen then

[Wendy <3]

All of the insane stuff plug drugs has done and he refers to other people as lunatics

[maks]

threatening to kill yourself on tinychat is perfectly normal and sane

[juji]

Thanks maks, you have saved my time to explain plug drugs, one favor, please deploy another longthread it shouldn't keep this thread alive

[maks]

Thanks maks, you have saved my time to explain plug drugs, one favor, please deploy another longthread it shouldn't keep this thread alive

You got it buddy


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.

[maks]

As a bonus here's the (GPL v3 licensed) mac source code for threadlong in case you want to lengthen your own threads

#/bin/bash
for i in {1..500}
do
echo "[img]http://comeontothelord.com/img/pd.png[/img]" >> tmp.txt
echo -e ".\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n" >> tmp.txt
done
pbcopy < tmp.txt
yes|rm tmp.txt 

it's actually bash but I had to use the php tag so it doesn't parse the image tag

[maks]

and the VB.NET version for you windows users (this one is under the Apache license)

Module Module1

    Sub Main()

        Dim sString As String
        sString = ""

        For i As Integer = 1 To 500

          sString = sString & "[img]http://comeontothelord.com/img/pd.png[/img]"

            For n As Integer = 1 To 20
                sString = sString & Environment.NewLine
            Next n

        Next i

        My.Computer.Clipboard.SetText(sString)

    End Sub

End Module 

[juji]

would you mind to push your sources in your github? I may fork your sources someday

[maks]

You're free to fork them and publish them on github if you like, however I don't have any intention to push them to any sort of source control because development on these versions have ceased as I've shifted focus to the powershell and WinRT versions. I also dropped the linux port after it was rejected from inclusion in the debian universe repository, meaning it won't be downstreamed to ubuntu and mint.

[maks]

I'm hoping to monetize the windows version via a SaaS scheme leveraging my partnerships with Azure and Amazon AWS